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Greetings to one and all!  I am Ardvarko, your link to the realm of infinity.  This page is here to enlighten and enrich the miserable souls that wander about on this earth.  Therefore, this page has no relevance to the true purpose of the internet.  For those who do not know, the only real and true purpose of the internet is to download nude pictures of teri hatcher.  Yes that is the real reason and don't you try to deny it!  Henceforth, let it be known that you are wasting the internet's time.  Good for you!

In case you haven't noticed, there's not much here. That's because there's not a lot going on in life. At least nothing that would be interesting to anyone else. Not that anything here is all that interesting anyway. However, the site is low bandwith friendly and chock full of useless and really really deep stuff. Thanks for stopping by.

The highlight of my page, my Sailor Moon gallery. It's not much, but it works.

Visit my Dragonball Z page for some game info

Visit my chemistry project on Chemical Equilibrium!

Music! Cartoons! Anime! What more could you want?! Roleplaying!
Cubs! The Official Site Unofficial Cubs Site!, Wait 'Till Next Year! To be filled later when I think of something to put here: be patient, sheesh!!

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Meet my pokémon Jiffy
To adopt one of your own
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Here's the disclaimer.  Things that are not mine are probably copyrighted.  Don't mess with it and try to call it your own. You can get in really deep stuff if you try.  If you know something's yours, good for you, then you know it's not mine.  Things that are not mine, are probably yours.  Please be advised of such notices, as some of the artwork is not mine, along with obvious material.  It's really not that hard to figure this out.  Use the brain I tried to cyberly chuck at you.  Thank you for you time.  B'bye now.

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Last Updated: 02/19/01